So I was browsing around in the language section of a bookstore and came across an interesting book. I enjoyed reading the riddles and learning about the wordplay used in them. I'll share several of them with you. See if you can understand the jokes.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Which member of your family is always laughing?
いつもわらっているかぞくはだれ?
ハハ! ハハ!
Up to what number can a dog count to?
いぬはいくつまでかずをかぞえられる?
ワン!
What kind of person always looks like they've peed their pants?
いつもおしっこをしたそうなかおをしている人は?
もうでる!モデル!
What can you eat even though it has stains on it?
しみがついていてもたべられるものはなんだ?
さしみ!
Did you get them? Do you know anymore? Please feel free to share.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Which member of your family is always laughing?
いつもわらっているかぞくはだれ?
ハハ! ハハ!
Up to what number can a dog count to?
いぬはいくつまでかずをかぞえられる?
ワン!
What kind of person always looks like they've peed their pants?
いつもおしっこをしたそうなかおをしている人は?
もうでる!モデル!
What can you eat even though it has stains on it?
しみがついていてもたべられるものはなんだ?
さしみ!
Did you get them? Do you know anymore? Please feel free to share.